Equality and Justice I know, up on top you are seeing great sights, But down at the bottom we, too, should have rights. — Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories But even kings can’t rule the sky. — Bartholomew and the Oobleck
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Sep
2006
Jackson went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, ” I’ve got trouble. Every time i get into bed I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. I’m going crazy!” “Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink. “Come to me three …
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Sep
2006
We see them come. We see them go. Some are fast. And some are slow. Some are high. And some are low. Not one of them is like another. Don’t ask us why. Go ask your mother. — Dr. Seuss, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish
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Jul
2006
The FDA approved a Prozac-type drug for dogs who are depressed. This is good, because it is hard for dogs to get therapy, since they’re never allowed on the couch. Source: Colin Quinn on Saturday Night Live (NBC)
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