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Dr Seuss on Equality and Justice

Deaf Counseling Center — Tue, 03 Oct 2006 23:31:22 +0000

Equality and Justice

I know, up on top
you are seeing great sights,
But down at the bottom
we, too, should have rights.

— Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories

But even kings can’t rule the sky.

— Bartholomew and the Oobleck

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Simple Solution

Deaf Counseling Center — Mon, 25 Sep 2006 23:23:12 +0000

Jackson went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, ” I’ve got trouble. Every time i get into bed I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. I’m going crazy!”

“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure you.”

“How much do you charge”

“A hundred dollars per visit.”

“I’ll think about it.”

Jackson never went back. Six months later he met the doctor on the street. “Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.

“For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 dollars.”

“Is that so! How?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed.”

Source: Reader’s Digest

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Dr. Seuss On Diversity

Deaf Counseling Center — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:21:24 +0000

We see them come.
We see them go.
Some are fast.
And some are slow.
Some are high.
And some are low.
Not one of them
is like another.
Don’t ask us why.
Go ask your mother.

— Dr. Seuss, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish

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Freudian Yip

Deaf Counseling Center — Mon, 03 Jul 2006 23:50:25 +0000

The FDA approved a Prozac-type drug for dogs who are depressed. This is good, because it is hard for dogs to get therapy, since they’re never allowed on the couch.

Source: Colin Quinn on Saturday Night Live (NBC)

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